chat rooms with girls

* "Dmitriy Gromov production" presents * * intro * - The recording has begun! - Good morning, my friends! - In the frames of experiment we decided to make such an experimental moment! I have one very, very good friend! He's a legend! He taught me how to do digging 20 years ago! He was very shy to get filmed. He is... a classic soviet man! And because he's moving out, he gave a permission to film him. Gave us 1 hour of time and said: "Okay, you can film me, fellas!" We took a small present. He likes kielbasa just like me! A very interesting character! And the conditions, in which he lives... It's also very interesting! What he does: he's also a digger and a musician. A very charismatic and interesting person! - Boys, we were dreaming to film this video for two years minimum! It's a legendary dude! He was always in the shadows! Didn't want to get into the lens! I think it'll be interesting for you! It's a unique content! We're filming it experimental, even doing it on a selfie-stick! - Plus this person doesn't use any modern smartphones, only button one. He has never had a compter! He'll never appear to the audience, he's in underground! - He doesn't even use internet, nah? - He has never used a computer! - He said, that everything we'll film, we need to burn to a... - ... a DVD-disk. I'll be watching it on a player. - ... to a disk, and I'll go to my neighboor and see what have you filmed! - That's it, boys. We'll get going, and check out what's going on! YO! That's it, friends. We almost got there. We won't show you the location, but I'll tell you that this flat is almost at the center of Kyiv! It's one minute from Khreschatyk (central street)! Look, it's "Yariy val". It's a historical center of Kyiv! It's an ancient house, pre-revolutionary one. It's more than a hundred years! How many rooms does his flat have? Five? The dude has a five-room flat! More than 150 м²! The very first serious digger, which was in Kyiv. You'll see how he lives and what kind of person he is! - Hello, everyone. We were driving and driving, and finally we are here! Being guests of our dear Alexey Lafa! Alexey Lafa was for a ling time shy to get filmed, but because of his moving... finally Lafaland has a moving! What's Lafaland and what is the moving of Lafa we'll tell you! We also having as a guest a well respected Mr. Schnur! Here! - We are old w**ker-friends! - Okay. I'll tell you that Lafa is a musician, digger, artistic person and a good friends of mine! A multifaceted person as they say! Like a faceted glass! So, Lafa, we are here not empty handed! Here, take it! Lafa has a beard like a priest! I always dreamed about such a beard to store spaghetti there! - Kielbasa-kielbasa! There's a wasp on a rope! Wasp is biting people, and doesn't complain to Lafa! *bursts into laughter* *there was actually a rhyme in the previous verses, but it's hard to translate. so you know* - Friends, we'll be here and chit-chat a bit. And we'll be unloading the bags afterwards! - Let's go! - Lafa, since which year are you digging? - Seriously? Since 1987. But it's seriously. - Since when?! - Since 87. - How old were you? - 10 or 9. - You were born in 1977? - 87! - 87. - I began to do it in 10 or 9. Ah, I was 9, then. - 7 years younger than Susanin! - Older. - Younger. - Younger. Susanin was born in 1972. - C'mon! Really? Damn, I didn't know you were born in 1972. I thought you were from 83th or 84th. - And when you were born? - In 1990. - ...like this... - Like Kiss! - Yes! It reached my chin! - They were like: "Have you lost you mind, kid?!" - Yes! Yes! - 10 years old! - Yes! - ACDC. Metallica. - Yes! Yes! *laughs like crazy* - Today I plan to move out. It'll be only the first stage. Till the first drop in the sea. I need to move out till 18th. Think guys'll help me. - What's the trick about this moving? - We might not move out so many things, so it would be pointless to even do it. - What's hard about it? We'll cary a heavy furniture or something? - Bowls. - There's everything mixed up! Unfortynately I have no time to sort it out. A half of it would be sold or thrown away for sure! - Your treasures? - There's everything, what was collecting there for such a long time. Maybe there's some s**t in the trash. We were hanging out at home for a long time! - I heard that you have antiquariat there and... - Some of it, yes. - ... and many valuable historical interesting things. - Bastards broke my pre-revolutionary lamp! - Susanin said that you have soviet schemes of underground Kyiv! - Yes, and fountains and mechanics different. - Some technical exists from the metro... - There's some. - You showed to us. - I think it's in the shelf, where literature about all of it. - It's interesting, maybe we'll find something today. - I'm not sure, not a fact. - Some old books, schematics, maps, maybe some old interesting photos of yours! - When will come the car today? - At two. - Two... So let's go, and maybe we'll be preparing all of it? - Yes, let's go carefully. - Yes, we'll just move it all down with the rope. *shows the process.* - We'll move it down today? - Yes. - Listen, Lafa, maybe will just tie the bags to it and move down like that? - The problem is, that there's a gigantic amount of these bags and it'll be hard to squeeze them through the narrow doors, which I have there. - I'm small, it'll be okay for me. - You didn't get it, the bags won't squeeze in. - Let's take the roap and'll move it carefully with bags down. - You didn't get it, guys... I need to show you the situation, not to tell about it. - Okay then. - Lafa, what do you think about the vaccination? Did you get a shot? - No, and I'm not ought to. - You think it's a faul and... - It's a scam, all of it. Firstly - to those who plump Corona won't stick to. Second... - they modify it and the first shot doesn't work... So you need to do the second one. It'll cost money, it's clear that it is commercial thing. - What do you think, those who got shot - they are dead. Their body will fall apart? - Well, in some time. Yes. - You don't recommend it? - No, I don't recommend it at all. - That's it, thank you. - Shouldn't a man get one? - No. - Hey, you have marble stairs. How old is this house? - It was built in 1872. - When?! - 1872. - And how old is it now? - Hello there. - House is more than 100 years old. - To the kitchen? - Yes. - Hey, is there any danger here? - Nope. Only... What's this?! - Are there any angry neighbours? - Take it! - Only if the landlord would be here before me. - Huh. - You can see this funky toilet I made. - It's a bathroom. - Listen, how many м² you have here? - Hundred with something... - How many rooms? - Four. - You were born here? - It's our property in the 4th generation. Maybe even more... - Your whole life here? - Yes. - How old are you? - 43. - Wow! - Oops. Mobile phone. Yes, SuperMega. Talk. Now we are beginning the whole preparation... of the artillery. Maybe will be on time, maybe not. Hell knows it. You come here anyway, we could have a use for spare hands. Did he bring pallates, for me? I asked to do it. So we could place our findings on the pallates. Got it? I'll come for the car, but at the end. To unload it... At eight. That's it, bye. - Will he come? - Yes, he will. No, we can't do it on time... - What's there? A cat? - Yes, look at him. - Kitty. - Ps-ps-ps-ps. - Yes. - Can I take some fish? - Grab it. - This is the kitchen? - Yes. - Yes, this is the kitchen. This is my favorite part of it. Why doesn't anyone take the old knives, tell me! Wow! You have new ones! Why don't you take the old ones? - Dunno. - Hey! Show it to me! Show! - Cool! - Web. - Lafa is very respectful to all living beings, all animals. He doesn't kill nothing. Ain't no spiders, not insects, not ants. A very kind man. - Yup. - That's why he doesn't destroy the web. Web has a place to live. - So... - Lafa, what's your opinion on smites and leeches? - If they atack me, I do what's needed to be done and that's it. - That's it... - You don't atack them first? - What for? - Listen, maybe you show us what you have and give us tasks for today. - Our task is to unload all of it outside. - What is this, tell me. - All of this stuff? - These things are habar. - Your private stuff? - Yes. - What is this? Clothes or what? - And clothes as well! - Where did you take it from? - Most of it was "arranged". - Got here. - What does it mean "arranged"? - Well... not bought... - Was found? - Found! Acquired! - What's the most interesting and valuable you have? - Many valuables. If we will sort out the bags, we can sit here till the night. - Do you still have that bike in your flat? - No, bike is long gone. - And the grand piano? - I do. - In your mother's room? - Yes, it's her personal instrument. - Oh... - What is this eaten by rats? - I think it was rotten in some kind of bunker. - It's not rotten, it was bitten through. Lafa, I always wanted to ask you question: why do you need all of the fridges? As far as I can see you have three or four of them here! - This one bolongs to my parents. - When I was here the last time... - It's mine. - When I was here... It's clear, that it's yours... - Get out of there! - When I was here for the last I was very peculiar about it, and wanted to show it to people! Why? Just tell me. - This fridge is working but... - Which one of them is working? - This one. - What's inside? Elecrtonics? - Yes. - Different habar and buckwheat. - Take some buckwheat. - Don't take it! - Why did you tell me to take it? - No, I meant for it not to fall out. Put it lower for now. - You have MREO here, Lafon. - What-what? - MREO. - What does MREO mean. - It stinks! - I can feel the smell of not the first freshness from there. - I don't use these, because when I turn that one on, it wrooms like crazy, and that one is broken. But I know some people, who could repair it. Fridges will come with me as well. - Tell us about the kitchen! What do you cook for yourself? What are your main instruments in the kitchen? - My instruments are there, but it's not a kitchen instrument, it's a locksmith tool. You can't see it. - No, I mean kitchen things around here. Is this a sink there? - Kitchen things, yes. Water is here. - Is there water? - Yes. - Do you eat in the kitchen? Cook for yourself? - It's also forbidden. I do it, only when mama doesn't see it. - Why so? - Because here begins such things, that it's better not to begin it. - Conflicts? - Yes. - Basically, you don't eat in the kitchen? - Only if she's asleep I cook something fast and move the f**k out. - You cook it on the oven. - On the plate. - Does it work? Could you turn it on and show us the gas? - Of course. - Works on gas? - On gas. - Wow, it burns! - All four of them work. - So, you fry cutlets for yourself here? - Everything. - Cool. - Everything I can acquire. - What are those? These are soviet knives? - Yes. Soviet and not soviet. Different. - You know, they are a bit dirty. - Whatever. I'll wash them. Can wash them. It's ain't deadly. - Here are drying washed clothes? - Yup. - Cool. - Works as well? - It works, but the covering was pulled off. - Huh... - Nah, I won't be pushing on 'em, what for? - Friends, here's how Lafa's kitchen looks like. Today we will carry all of it away, wrap all of it up. - Bags are fool already. - We'll come to his room right now and show what's going on there. - Our task for today, to carry all of it out to the street? - Yes, to set all of these bags free. It's not everything's packed, you see? - What? - Mama is inside of her room, but she has headphones on. - Aha. - I can open the door a bit, and you can capture some with the camera. Just don't shine with the light. - Oh, okay. - Because she could see the light. - Let's go, and show us the room. - Okay, let's go. The grand piano is ancient as well? - Yes. - She's in the headphones. She's sititng in the headphones. - Damn, grand piano is a really cool instrument. Looks cool. - What is this fridge? Does it work? - It's an old one, but it works. - It works?! - Tell me, do you have any parasites in your apartment? Cockroaches or something? - Roaches, yes. They were always here. - Roaches are here? - Yes, of course. - Do you try to fight them? - It's a pointless thing. We were doing it since I was little. - What about rats? - No rats, but there were mouses, but they ran away. - When we'll carry out everything from the kitcehn, this will be carried away as well. With the kitchen's stuff. - You mean here's... - One more door. - There's a door?! - Yes. - We can't even see it? - Nope. - There's a door, yes. - If this stuff will fall down, it'll bury me alive! - Yup. - You've seen it! - I know Lesha not for the first year, so there's a door. - Lafa, when was the last time you used that door? - In year 2008 maybe. - In 2008, huh? Now the access is a bit difficult. - Wait up, Lafa. When you were little, let's say five years old, you were living here? - Of course, I was born here. - And now you move away? - Yes. - Sad. - Sad... - This is american. - What's that? - A bolt cutter. - It's must be pre-war. - Yes, pre-war. You're completely right. - Will it cut through a lock? - It will. - It'll f**king cut through. Look, friends. These locks... with such locks locked most of the bunkers doors. And to the come diggers with highly professional instruments and do the following... Opa! Yum! - Wow! It vut thourgh for real! You didn't even put any effort to it! - Well, yes... - Where did you take such a bolt cutter? - Acquired. - Echo of the war. - Yup. - That's it. Lock is gone. Goodbye! - Sheesh! Ain't there maybe any dead cats or something? - Nah. - Nope. - This instrument was made for the war. Via Landliez it got int othe Soviet Union. I couldn't get for a long time what is this, and then it was the gig of it was explained to me. If you need to turn of the connection or the power supply on the pillar to the german post, base or any other stuff. - Uhu. - It won't comfortable for you to hold the bolt cutter. And cables were togehter with th steel holder, and now they are as well. - Aha. - To cut it you need a serious instrument. - You can cut through copper or aluminium, but it won't do anything against steel. You need a maneuver. You hang it on a cable. It hangs. - Uhu. - You maneuvered and targeted. Cable is wobbling because of the wind. You need to catch it. - Aha. - You've caught it. Yum. Cable is down. You changed the position. Yum... - Aha, it was special for. - It was for diversions. It was for the paratroopers and... - Wow! When was it made? In 1938 or 1939. - Does it have a sign? - Was made in Boston. Here it is. - Look! For real. Boston, USA. Now that's really a cool thing. - Here's is... - It's priceless! - Lafa, why the f**k did you trashed your house like this? - I've already told you about this mask. - Lafa, what the hell?! - You can find anything by Lafa, I mean... - For how long did you collect all of it? - For the whole life. - For the whole life? You mean since the school, since you were 10 you've began to collect all of it? - Yes. I've thrown a lot, but then acquired many things. - What's this door? What's there? - Bathroom, toilet. It's ain't special at all. - Toilet. You're welcome. - You have a pretty ordinary toilet. - It's ain't special, but look at the toilet bowl. Made in 50's. - Ancient as well? - It's a normal toilet bowl. - It's ancient. - What's this door? - Bath. - Bathroom. - It's nothing special. Look. - Aha... - You wash yourself here? - Well, yes. - How often do you wash yourself? - Well, as often as I can. - Huh! And how ogten you can? - As often, because I didn't have hot water for 4 months. But it's okay, I was washing under the cold one. The second thing is that mama doesn't like when I wash myself. - A few times a week you like... - Yes-yes... When she's asleep, I do it quickly... - Cool. - Lafa, don't you make moonshine now? - Here's the apparatus for it, but it's also forbidden. - Why so? - Because mama *sound of something smashing*. That's why I agreed to sell this house. Otherwise I wouldn't do it. - Aha. - She's pressed to the point, where I agreed to leave the place. - I got you. - It's like... I can't breathe nor fart. - Well, of course. - I can only drink and lie. That's it. - Aha. - Like thing's in the storrage. - Like what? - Like a thing in the storrage. - Ah... *laughs* - No actions. Not at all. - I got you. - And this is you private room? - Yes. - Listen, access to the room is difficult? You need to overstep all of it? - Yes. - So mama wouldn't get there. It was made for it. - No, serious. Why is it so, tell me. - It's a barricade, for mama not to come in. - Ahhhh... - Crawl in. - Come on in. - Light is to the left, there's a switch. - Okay, I come in... - Okay, so... *bursts into laughter* - There are cats crawling around! Wow! Lafa! You have such a beautiful cat! - Scottish paddle. - I'm a big fan of cats! There's such a luxurious cat! Wow! It's petting! It's because that we are it's guests! - Come on in, we'll close the door! - Lafa, you have a very beautiful cat! - Scottish paddle kitty. - Cool. Where did you take her? - I saved it from the fire. - Wow! - Someone set a house on fire. - How should I come, there's no... - Let me go first. - Wait, Sus. Come over me and go. There's simply no way to move. - Here, leave the bag here for now. - That's it, gentlemen, we're entering the main room. - He's coming in. - Lafaland! Close the doors and let's move on. Good evening. Hello there. - So, that's ah... Ehm... Lafa, where's the entrance to the room? - Here it is, right before you. - *laughs* Why does one need to climb so hard? - That's how it is. - Okay then... - Lafa, come in. - Wait up, I'll grab some food for the kitty and come back. - Wow! Look at this! - Boys, check out this fabulous kitty! Wow! - So? 🐈*meows*🐈 - Meow! Hey! Hello! - Mr. Schnur, come here and close the door. - How many cats are living by you? - 3. There were more. - Do you have a light in the room? - Just a lever?! - Yes! - Show it one more time! - Close the bunker. Open the bunker. - Did you make it yourself? - Yes. - Lafa used to work on many factories, in the past. He's a turner and electrician. He knows the drill. - Whatever you want. - Lafa worked a lot with his hands, he has golden hands. - I know a lot about sanitary engineering, but know nothing about computers. - You gave her to it? - Yes. Let it eat. - Wow! Paint! - A whole boc with paint! - Sus, it's overdued, but it works. - What's the difference! I need to paint my hair! - Hello... ... hello, yes, hi. - We're hanging around by me. Yes, we'll move it out. - Give us an hour to film, and then we'll go away. - Yes. - Come out, come out. - In an hour. - Let him come in an hour, let us film calmly. It's not enough space here. * incoherent mumbling * - How many м² does your room have? - 4x5. 20 м². - The room is 20 м². - Sanya, how's it going? - Wait, we need to dig out Vika. Damn, this mashine is so heavy! - It's crazy! It's really crazy! - I'll be rolling it first! * laughs * - So, come in or come out! - F**k... Lesha, I don't know where to come! - Wait up, Lafa! You move through your room crawling?! - We're keeping our phisical condition on a level. - Aha... - Wait, do you remember with what this room is filled? Whats is here? - The most important thing's I do remember. - What's the most important here? - Many things. - Let us set up here somewhere. - We won't be here for a long time. - We won't be here for long! We'll just be sitting here for 5 minutes, see what's here. Susanin, what's that? - Is this a computer? - Yes, from some kind of bunker. We need a bucket there. - Why the bucket? - Toilet. - A bucket as a toilet here? - Yes... It's impossible to get to the toilet because of the dump here. * angry mumbling * - Oh f**king s**t! - And he wants to take all of it with him! - Wait up, it's nowhere to stay. Look, boys! I can't put my leg anywhere! - Lafa, where can I... careful... keep sitting. - Sit here. - On this..? - It's nowhere to sit here. - Oops. Careful! - I'll regulate you with this stick. * imitates a traffic controller * * laughs * - It's so f**ked up! - Keep your complaints by yourself. - Keep complaints by yourself... - Should I keep them, yes? - Yes. - Let me go and unwrap the sitting. - Lafa, you watch TV? - Well, yes. - You have a VHS player? - No, just TV is working, that's it. - I got you. - Want some? - No... no offence, but do you plan to move all of it? - Not without your help, that's for sure. - You won't do it without us. In a bad case, it will end into falling to your neighbours. Or new landlords will come and tell you: "Goodbye"! - It's a criminal article if we won't free this place, according to the contract. - Why criminal article? - It is! - We won't do it alone? - I will! - We need a truck to do it. - Nikita! - Main thing is to pack it up on time. - We'll figure it out. - There were a lot of rats! Or not? Tell the story, so I won't mess it up. - I'll tell it so. The first story: where did we found Rocky - the father of all of these rats. - Rocky? - I don't remember this Rocky. - You even buried him! - Rocky was gifted to me by my good friend. - Rocky is a cat? - No, it's a rat. The main rat! The biggest of them! From him all other came here. - It was a half-blood. - Half-blood between whom and whom? - Between labrat and a real rat. - It was a real rat, but domesticated. - It was a half-blood. - Yup. - So what? - He was like... - One could feed him from hand. - He was that big. He was with me on biker gatherings under my leather jacket. Was also with on a factory once. * I couldn't decipher what they were talking about even on 0.5 speed * - A rat like this, weighted more than 1.5 kilo! - Yup. - So, and then... I decided that he needs a woman after all. - A woman has visited him? - Yup. - Yes, Lyosha came up with a bright idea to catch a basement rat. - I called her Sam. He knows it. ??? - After that it became so f**ked up here. - Yes, it was a bit un pleasent. Sam f**king ran away. Fed the cubs and f**king ran away! Then they became to crawl all over the place. On the street. Even got to the neighbours. It was so f**kep up! Rats appeared from nowhere! - There were rats crawling about. And the most interesting, let me interrupt you for a few seconds. When I was still drinking... We all were drunk, people are lying around here. Bottles on the floor. And the rats were dipping their tails into the bottles and licking it. After that there was a rat massacre at night! Peeping all over the place. Lafa was laying here: "Let me sleep!" And bang with his leg! After that they hid for a few minutes. 5 minutes pass and again "peep-peep-peep"! What was afterwards with these rats? - Revolution has begun! And they really f**king ran away! I thought it was really something bad, will have war or something, because when rats are running away - it's the worst sign possible! - Yes. - They feel fitst that something f**ked up will hapen, and leave an object first. - Yes... Tell us about your dream! Or it was a vision? - Which one? - When the main rat came to you. - It wasn't a dream. - Where was it, then? - It's a... - What was there, tell us! - It was even before the revolution. A rat came, the rat, which was called Barmaley. It was the biggest rat, must a grandchild of Rocky. He was angry, one couldn't even touch him! - Uhu. - It was seriuos, giant, a fighting type. Just like me. - Aha... - I found a pipe gun and some ammos to it. - Aha... - Mama began to complain, that I will destroy here everything... - A pistol with bullets. - It was 5.5. A combat one. - 5.5? - So decided to shoot a bit. Why not? The animal comes to me, brings a piece of bread and it has tears in his eyes. And peeing something. - So what did he say to you? - I don't know what did he say. But I got that he asked: "What should I do, master?" - You wanted to shoot him? - I wanted to shoot everyone of them. - He asked you like... - Yes, and gave me a piece of bread. - What did you answer to him? - I said, that I won't shoot anyone. And everything's fine. - Where's it now? - They are gone. - Yes, they came away with the crowd. - Uhu... - Listen, Lafa... Wait up, let me tune the flashlight... - What's going on now. You're leaving this place? - Yes, forever. Till 18th there shouldn't be no nothing. - When? - 18th of November. - And where do you move to? - You'll be there today. - Let's not tell about it. Lafa leaves from the city, into the private house. - You bought a house already? - I did. - We want... - Got the keys yesterday. - I want to tell to the viewers about what is going on here. Our task is to gather everything of value here, pack it on the car and take it to the dacha. - Yes. - What shall we take with us? - I would like to emphasize right away... - Everything's packed up. ... the last time I was by Lafa... ... pack it into the car. - Lafa, just don't. - I came here, and told him: "I'll help you under ine condition, you need to throw away the half of it, you don't need it!" Okay? Okay! I come here today, and he told me: "I need all of it." Everything is of value here, and we'll take it! - Yes, we will. - At home we'll sort it out. - Lafa, what is the task for today? Take really everything out of here? - Yes. - All of it. - All of it completely?! - We don't have time, because all of the time was taken by this document bureaucracy! I spend the whole f**king days to sit in those f**king contores and sign these documents. - You do it by yourself, or with a lawyer? - With realtor. - To sort it, you mean all of it..? - No, we pack into the bags and take it with us. - We'll sort it there? - Yes. - Aha. - All that burns will go into an oven. All of these rags will go there as well. - You've already sold this flat? - Yes, done. - Who bought it? - French people. - How much does it cost? - 250k $. - That's nice. - Yup. - It's because it was fast and cheap. It could be even 1 000 000. - I also thought it would a half of a million. How many rooms are there? 4? - Yes, four. - Four rooms. Sheesh! How many meters? 200? - Nope, it's ain't 200. - How are our relations with neighbours? - Well, it's okay. - Are there any people of art, or more of them are bankers? - There's a banker, yes. But before there were ordinary people. My friends. There was a house in the yard, it was destroyed. - Aha. - There were also good people. - There was a private house in the yard? - It was a fliegel. - Sheesh! - I used to sleep by you, Lafa, in 2009. We were sleeping in this room, and I remember that there was a bike here. I remember straight that I was sleeping here, and I was moving while asleep. And there was some kind of a handle that was pushing in my back. I turned over and it was a bike handle! A bike handle! And for real there was a motobike! - Yes, K-550. The most combat motobike of all my bikes! - Where is it now? - It's in Yanka's garage. I'll take it after... - You are this... biker! - Lafa used to work on a moto factory! He was assembling soviet bikes. K-750 - it's a soviet BMW. - Yup. - MT, Dnipro - all of it was assembled by Lafa's hands! - I was on this factory and saw all of that s**t! - He was there, yes. Guys, I need take some stuff from that room. - Okay. - Accumulator will blow up, if I won't do it. - Okay, I go. - Okay, we'll be waiting for you here. - Yes. - Schnur will tell us some stories! - Move that motherf**ker! - Opa! - Lafa, opa! - Lafa, careful! - I've pushed you a little? - It's okay. - I'm sorry, my little. - Listen, do you have any shrooms or mold here? - No, ain't nothing like this. - There's no mold, nor anti sanitare. There's nothing! - Careful, Dima. It's toilet beneath you! - Where-where?! - Here are bottles with piss. You stand on it with your feet! - It's piss bottles?! - Yes, and goo to the left. - No, for real?! - And there's goo in the bucket to the right! - Are you joking or something? Where's my hat? - No jokes. - I dunno. Bro, you don't have to loose anything here! - Wait! Wait! F**k! I'm falling! - Careful, don't step into s**t! - Wait! Where's the s**t? - Here's the bucket. - Seriously? - Is this a glass with piss? - Yes, it's piss. - No, Vika? For real?! - Yes! - Here are bottles as well. - We need to take them out. - Wait up! You piss into bottles?! - Yes, what else can they do? - Where? Where should she piss? - Into the bottles! - And where do you piss at home? - Where else should a woman piss? - The only thing this place needs is to piss on things! - Look, boys. These are bottles with piss and... Wait! Is this a joke or for real?! - Open one of them, if you want. - No, is this really a joke? - What joke? Of course not! - Vika, are you joking or was it for real? - No, it's for real. It's nowhere to go, there's mother there. - Boys, it's some kind of toilet. Got it? Boys, check this out! It's the center! We won't show you where is it, but it's one minute from Khreschatyk! Hey! Wait up, Lafa. I didn't get it. These bottles are... - Careful, don't turn the s**t over! - These are bottles with piss? - Yes! - You-you... You piss into bottles?! - Because it's impossible to go past mother. Especially when... - Why don't you carry them out? * incoherent mumbling * - So it won't turn on someone over. You've brought some kielbasa? ??? - Lafen! - Why are you complaining! Enough! You mumble like an old man! - Lafa, I just have one question: should we take bottles with us? - Of course not, we'll throw them away. - Away? - Of course! - Everything's good. Because... F**k! I think one of them has opened! - Nothing is open. Everything's closed. - Wow! I would love to have it like this! - I would like one like this! Nah?! - Here you go. Here you go. - Lafa, would you like some kielbasa? - I would like one like this! Yes? - Oh, f**k... - Listen, how do you think is your flat trashed or how? - It is. - When was the moment, when you flat began to get trashed like this? To have such a chaotic order. - Since I began to do digging anywhere! - Since you were 10? - Yes. - On sallies you began to take stuff here? - Yes, then it was thrown away. - Disaster! Chaos! - It's ain't an ordere! It's a disaster! - Hey, you don't have no PC? - You don't use internet at all? - Nope. - Why so? - I don't consider it necessary. - Don't admire it? - Nah. - How do you listen to music then? - On discs and cassettes. - Our presense doesn't disturb anyone? - Already does. - Really? - Yes. The thing is that we need to gather all of that stuff. - Oh, yes. We're already doing it. - So, let's eat some, and gather and carry all of this stuff? - Not to gather, but to take out all of the bags. - Mhm. - You were having rest here. - Well, yes... - Yum! - Yum... - Yum! * chuckles * - Spill the drink! - AoAm! - Honey! * moans of pleasure * - Take the bottle and spill some more! - Cat's are having toilet at a special place? - They used to, but now they don't. - What do you mean?! - I mean that! She just s**ted on her place! It used to be the place, where she slept. - Hey, Lafa. You don't admire cleaning at all? - It depends on what do you mean! - You're cleaning here sometimes? - Sometimes. But after one of the cleaning I couldn't find some of my instruments, I've stopped to do it at all! - You move into a private house, where you'll be the only master? - Yes. - How big it is? - House is around... F**k... 70 meters. - Wow! - And a garden? - Garden is 40 square meters, and it'll 30 meters bigger, if I'll be able to buy it. - Lafa, tell me, what is your profession? - Electrician. - Electrician? - Miller. - You used to work on a moto-factory for a long time? - It was the third factory in my life. - Where do you work now? - I don't have one. I will use some money from selling this flat to heal my shoulder, my shoulder injury is hurting again. - What happened to the shoulder? - Broke it again. - You fell down form a bike or something? - Nope, in a bunker. - Where? - I was pushing myself up with the hand and... - In a bunker? - Yes. - I used to work on a factory, and there was an assembly of metal constructions. - Some more? - I was with an instrument, which was vibrating for the whole day! My hand was operated and traumatized a dozens of times before. - Hmm... - And after that... It's good that there was no sepsis with a flex in my hand. It's good that it happened during a sally into a s**tty bunker - Aha... - And my hand got ripped away. I was with Vanya "Fathand". He thought I was joking, but I really had a pain shock. But at the end he called for an ambulance. That was it. - How much do you weight? - 107 kg. It's when I'm naked. - You are a heavyweight. You can hit someone and that's it. Death. - Well, of course. That's why if I'm having a conflict outside I don't hit hard. - I see that you have bruised fists. - Of course. Nah, serious stuff was back in 1998. - Since 90's? - Yes. - On the Greeneer(place where many people are hanging out in Kyiv ). - Yes. And not only. All over the city. - Back then I punched with all my force, because my foe was bigger than me by all means. - Who was your foe? - All f**king dumba**es, which didn't adimre us punks. - You were a punk already in 90's? - Gopniks! - Look, what bunnies you have here! Bunnies with toothbrushes! - Ah, it's "cleannies". Look! It's Moydodir (just google it). They show that one should wash himself and be clean! * bursts into crazy laughter * - Yes, there was... - Ps-ps-ps! Kitty! Why doesn't she..? - She's after the fire. How do you think? - Where did you take her? Tell me. - House in front of us was set on fire, and I took her from there. - Who did it? Raiders? - Yes. - Owners of this cat burned in the fire? - Owners of this cat were in USA during the time... ... and the cat was living in on the staircase. - And you took her? - Well, of course! What else could I do? - What is her name? - Busya. Busya - sausage. - Busya - sausage! - I wasn't even ready to see something like this! - Active fat burner! - I need to smeer it with it, and that's it. - I hope, Lafa, it's not your something... You know... - Chemicals! * everyone's laughing * - Genitals! - No, some kind of chemical! * laughs * - It'll hit me hard! - It smells so hard! - It smells with * censored *. Oh! * everyone's laughing * - There's a baby inside. - Smeerer! * everyone's laughing * - Spill it. Spill! Pillow! For women! Pull in your belly! A pillow for women! - Vika, what do you do for living? - This is Vika! Friends, meet Vika! - This is Vika! - Hush! Don't scream to hard! - Vika, and what do you do for a living? - Everything. - Wh**king around! - Wh**king around here! - You just hang out? - Yes, I'm with Lafa. - Who are you according to your profession? - Profession? - Yup. - I graduated from a textile vocational school. - Aha. Seamstress? - Yup. - Oh, you can sew? - Vika, could you tell us from the feminine side, is this Lafa's chaos an artistic thing? Or he overstepped the border? - He overstepped the border a bit! * laughs * Well, let's hope that onward it won't be like this. - You answer to everyone? - Well, of course! Short and clear! - Lafa, on your private teritory you plan to do it the same way or somehow..? Huh?! - In other way! - There will be some kind of shleves or something? - Not only shelves. There will be a room. Well, not only a room, the entrance will... - You can make racks? - Of course! - Listen, I'm sure if one would do some excavation here, it's possible to find a lot antiquariat. It's possible to get good money from it. - There could be even gold here. - Yup. - Yes, of course... - A few years ago I found a 10g golden bar here. - Bank one? - Yes, bank one. Busya with lappy ears. Chudo-yudo Busya cat! Busya gray belly! That's it. Never will Busya see flames and all of this s**t! Never... Why the hell are you doing it? 🐈* meows *🐈 - Meow! Ach... It doesn't want it anymore. - She doesn't want to have fun. - Have you ever learned martial arts somewhere? - Well, of course! - Which discipline was learned? - Well, actually I... - Jiu-Jitsu? - No, I didn't do Jiu-Jitsu. - I'm, like any normal soviet kid, took part in many sport sections. I used to attend box as well, but didn't last long. I was more interesting in other things. - Ah, a yet passed Pulya showed us to one another. By the way. - Well, because of me Pulya became a digger. He's a brother of passed Racer. Pulya is also passed... - Pulya has passed, yes... - Pulya was only a kid, when we took him underground. So, what will I tell you about martial arts. There was a school, it must be still on track... It was called "White Lotus". There was a teaching of Kung-Fu and all of that stuff... It was fun, but it's not something that works on the street. It's not exactly that. To be honest, it's completely not that. Please don't throw all over the place! Especailly the game behind the wheel! Schnur, be careful! - Wow! I didn't play it since I was a kid! - Take it out, please. It's important. - Wow! - Hey, how much do you pay for water and light here? - Now? According to the new law? - How much maximum do you pay for the flat in Winter? - Around 10 000 for sure. - You mean 400 bucks? - Yes. - Uhu... It's a lot. - It's a very big sum. - It's not needed. Need to move the hell out of here, Papa was right. - Wow! - What's there? - Cool! - I'm throwing it! - Don't throw it! Are you crazy? You've already broke my cerosine lamp! Ah, it's even clockwork. - Mechanical. - Yes, mechanical. - Wait, check if it works or not. - Lafa, why do hell do you need a toilet cistern? - I wanted to put to that one, so it would work. There is no spinners. - Damn, Lafa! You did a thing! It almost reaches the ceiling! - Friends, I'll carefully try to get there. Susanin, could you give me your hand, pull me up? - Yes, wait a sec. - Give me a hand and pull me up. - Careful! - Listen, you have a cat toilet here, by the way! - It's clear. - Here in the corner cats are doing their big business. - Yes, what can I do? - You have a pretty admirable layer of dust here! - Hey, Lafa. Could you take it out, please? - Susanin, listen... Ahm... - You've broken it down! Damn, Susanin! - What? - What is this? - It's so heavy, damn... - It's an apparatus of an artificial breathing? From the bunker? - How it opens up? - Here are the clamps! Here! Look! It's a medical military stuff. - It's very trendy with all of these coronaviruses. - Just don't brake it, guys! Okay? - Lafa, we're doing it carefully! Lafa, I'll close it all carefully. - Susanin, you got into the web with your head! - Aha... Lafa, I'll close everything, don't worry. Look! - Wow! Oxygen balloons! Pressed oxygen! Ventiles! Glasses! Sucker! Everything's on it's place! Listen... - I took it with me... - It's a very useful thing! In case of bombardment it'll be used in the first place! - That's it, friends. We will gather the bags. Enough lollygagging, let's get to work! Yes, Lafa? - Well, yes... - Didn't I get some web on me? - .. just don't brake it! * To be continued... * * outro *
x